Funny Things My Kids Say

1August2011
Kyson: That kinda fweaks me out!

1April2011
Kyson (after poking himself between the toes on a piece of wire fence): Look, I have a hole! But my human body will fix it so I'm not a skeleton!

8February2011
Me: Kyson, do you need to go potty?
Kyson: No, Batgirl! Now get in my batcave!

15September2010
Kaden's hand-washing song: "Mia, you're so beautiful! I love you, and your smile...I love you, I love you...!"

7September 2010
Me: Kyson do you want the green one or the yellow one?
Kyson: I want the not-green one.

12August2010
Kaden: Can't I just marry Mia?
Me: No, she's your sister.
Kaden: Why!? Lots of people marry their sisters...

31July2010
Kaden: Kyson, do you want to get big and marry someone?
Kyson: Yeah!
Kaden: Then you have to eat your meat so you'll get big. THEN you can marry someone.

30July2010
Me: Would you still love me if I turned into a slimy monster?
Kaden: Yes, IF you didn't try to destroy me.

28July 2010
Kaden: What if I found you first? Then I would marry you and dad would have to marry someone else!

22July2010
Me: Do you know why you're grounded from playing Legos?
Kaden: Yes. I hit Kyson in the head with a chair.

21July2010
The boys are keeping mia happy in her crib while i shower. I asked what they were doing and kaden said "we are playing 'mia fights the guy'" (they are putting action figures in her bed for her to "fight")

June 2010
Kaden: I can't be good ALL the time.

March 2010
Kaden: Mia, you'll NEVER do anything bad, you beautiful girl!